what do you call a plate with a condom on it?
thats okay you can condomplate it for a bit
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
In bed at 4PM
I held my pillow
and thought “oh well”
in regards to my entire life.
my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole